OK, kids: This is coffee. In solid form. It's been sweetened with condensed milk and booze-ified with a healthy dose of Kahlua—then rubberized into a blissful, cocktail-hour finger food thanks to the magic of gelatin. Now, you have to like Jello, or Jello-like food, for this to work. If you do, you're in for a treat.
So, say I was *actually* mouse-sized. (I'm not saying that I'm NOT, just imagine if I were.) This would be the best hot tub ever.